So... that was a lie

Democratizing finance for all... until the billionaires and their hedge funds begin losing money.

How do you tank a stock's price? ...by only allowing people to sell.

Long story short...

Wall Street Shorts

GameStop (GME)

The Suits at Wall Street bet on GameStop, a beloved brick-and-mortar store, to fail. This is a get rich quick strategy they've employed for years, burning businesses and employees.

WSB Strikes

A group of internet heroes from WSB, a Reddit forum, bands together their money to invest in GameStop because enough is enough.

The Squeeze

As the trend catches on, GME stock surges, forcing The Suits at Wall Street to cover dollars on the penny. Small individual investors begin making fortunes.

A little too convenient?

As losses pile, Robinhood halts trading of popular stocks ONE-WAY, allowing users to ONLY SELL. Stock prices fall, and so does Wall Street's losses.

"WE LOVE THE STOCK!"

We can't accept the blatant market manipulation in front of us because WE LOVE THE STOCKs. As long as we hold onto GME and others, Wall Street will eventually need to cover their shorts.

Dave Portnoy

"@RobinhoodApp entire business model is to cater to the exact people they are now trying to fuck with and scare into selling. They will never recover from this."

AOC

"This is unacceptable. We now need to know more about @RobinhoodApp’s decision to block retail investors from purchasing stock while hedge funds are freely able to trade the stock as they see fit."

Elon Musk

"...this is bs – shorting is a scam

legal only for vestigial reasons"

Robinhood Alternatives

Some of these apps I've used and have referrals for, others I don't.

Any signup bonuses will go straight to holding the line 💎 🙌 💎

Will add more as I continue to research.

Acorns

You can choose your risk tolerance, and Acorns will invest for you. Not sure if they'd invest in GME tho.

(No Referral Bonus 😢)

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Public

Imagine Robinhood procreated with Twitter. Super fun but could focus more on trading.

(Get UP TO $50 in stocks 💸)

Switch Now

SoFi

Lots of cool features with investing as one. You will have to get use to the UI but will love it quickly.

(Get $50 of a stock after depositing $1000 💸)

Switch Now

WeBull

In-depth analytics but may be difficult to understand for rookies due to complicated UI.

(2 free stocks at signup, 2 more after $100 deposit 💸)

Switch Now

E-Trade

The OG, now commission free. Never used it, but it survived this long so it must be good... right?

(No Referral Bonus 😢)

Switch Now

So... that was a lie

Democratizing finance for all... until the billionaires and their hedge funds begin losing money.

How do you tank a stock's price? ...by only allowing people to sell.

Long story short...

Wall Street Shorts

GameStop (GME)

WSB Strikes

The Squeeze

A little too convenient?

"WE LOVE THE STOCK!"

Dave Portnoy

AOC

Elon Musk

Robinhood Alternatives

Some of these apps I've used and have referrals for, others I don't.

Any signup bonuses will go straight to holding the line 💎 🙌 💎

Will add more as I continue to research.

Acorns

Public

SoFi

WeBull

E-Trade

"Optimize for integrity whenever possible because integrity compounds and assholes will fuck you #DeleteRobinhood"

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~ Investor who passed up on Robinhood

We must hold 💎 🙌

We may have smooth brains, but together we make up a few IQs.

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(this is not financial advise... WE JUST LOVE THE STOCK! 🚀🌙)

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GameStop (GME)

The rocketship taking us to the moon.

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AMC (AMC)

GameStop's little brother. Don't worry bud, the degenerates got you.

📈📈📈

Blackberry (BB)

If smartphones didn't exist, we would probably all be using Blackberry. Think about that 🤨🤨🤨.

📈📈📈

Nokia (NOK)

This stock won't break, just like their phones.

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Bed, Bath, & Beyond (BBY)

Feel comfort investing in Bed Bath & Beyond.

🤡🤡🤡

Robinhood

They are IPO-ing in 2021, be sure to short.