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So... that was a lie

Democratizing finance for all... until the billionaires and hedge funds start losing money.

How do you tank a stock's price? only allowing people to sell.

Long story short...

What happened?
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Dave Portnoy

"@RobinhoodApp entire business model is to cater to the exact people they are now trying to fuck with and scare into selling. They will never recover from this."



"This is unacceptable. We now need to know more about @RobinhoodApp’s decision to block retail investors from purchasing stock while hedge funds are freely able to trade the stock as they see fit."

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Elon Musk

"...this is bs – shorting is a scam

legal only for vestigial reasons"

Robinhood Alternatives

Some of these apps I've used and have referrals for, others I don't.

Any signup bonuses will go straight to holding the line 💎 🙌 💎

Will add more as I continue to research.

Robinhood Alternatives

"Optimize for integrity whenever possible because integrity compounds and assholes will fuck you #DeleteRobinhood"

~ Chamath, who passed up on investing in Robinhood

We must hold 💎 🙌

We may have smooth brains, but together we make up a few IQs.

(this is not financial advise... WE JUST LOVE THE STOCK! 🚀🌙)

Diamond Hands
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