So... that was a lie

Democratizing finance for all... until the billionaires and their hedge funds begin losing money.

How do you tank a stock's price? ...by only allowing people to sell.

Long story short...

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  • Wall Street Shorts 
    GameStop (GME)

    The Suits at Wall Street bet on GameStop, a beloved brick-and-mortar store, to fail. This is a get rich quick strategy they've employed for years, burning businesses and employees.

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    WSB Strikes

    A group of internet heroes from WSB, a Reddit forum, bands together their money to invest in GameStop because enough is enough.

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    The Squeeze

    As the trend catches on, GME stock surges, forcing The Suits at Wall Street to cover dollars on the penny. Small individual investors begin making fortunes. 

  • A little too convenient?

    As losses pile, Robinhood halts trading of popular stocks ONE-WAY, allowing users to ONLY SELL. Stock prices fall, and so does Wall Street's losses.

  • "WE LOVE THE STOCK!"

    We can't accept the blatant market manipulation in front of us because WE LOVE THE STOCKs. As long as we hold onto GME and others, Wall Street will eventually need to cover their shorts.

Dave Portnoy

"@RobinhoodApp entire business model is to cater to the exact people they are now trying to fuck with and scare into selling. They will never recover from this."

AOC

"This is unacceptable. We now need to know more about @RobinhoodApp’s decision to block retail investors from purchasing stock while hedge funds are freely able to trade the stock as they see fit."

Elon Musk

"...this is bs – shorting is a scam

legal only for vestigial reasons"

Robinhood Alternatives

Some of these apps I've used and have referrals for, others I don't.

Any signup bonuses will go straight to holding the line πŸ’Ž πŸ™Œ πŸ’Ž

Will add more as I continue to research.

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  • Acorns

    You can choose your risk tolerance, and Acorns will invest for you. Not sure if they'd invest in GME tho.

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    (No Referral Bonus 😒)

  • Public

    Imagine Robinhood procreated with Twitter. Super fun but could focus more on trading.

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    (Get UP TO $50 in stocks πŸ’Έ)

  • SoFi

    Lots of cool features with investing as one. You will have to get use to the UI but will love it quickly.

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    (Get $50 of a stock after depositing $1000 πŸ’Έ)

  • WeBull

    In-depth analytics but may be difficult to understand for rookies due to complicated UI.

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    (2 free stocks at signup, 2 more after $100 deposit πŸ’Έ)

  • E-Trade

    The OG, now commission free. Never used it, but it survived this long so it must be good... right?

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    (No Referral Bonus 😒)

"Optimize for integrity whenever possible because integrity compounds and assholes will fuck you #DeleteRobinhood"

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~ Investor who passed up on Robinhood

We must hold πŸ’Ž πŸ™Œ

We may have smooth brains, but together we make up a few IQs.

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(this is not financial advise... WE JUST LOVE THE STOCK! πŸš€πŸŒ™)

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  • πŸ“ˆπŸ“ˆπŸ“ˆ

    GameStop (GME)
    The rocketship taking us to the moon.
  • πŸ“ˆπŸ“ˆπŸ“ˆ

    AMC (AMC)
    GameStop's little brother. Don't worry bud, the degenerates got you.
  • πŸ“ˆπŸ“ˆπŸ“ˆ

    Blackberry (BB)
    If smartphones didn't exist, we would probably all be using Blackberry. Think about that 🀨🀨🀨.
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    Nokia (NOK)
    This stock won't break, just like their phones.
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    Bed, Bath, & Beyond (BBY)
    Feel comfort investing in Bed Bath & Beyond.
  • 🀑🀑🀑

    Robinhood
    They are IPO-ing in 2021, be sure to short.

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Β© 2021 by a pissed off WSB member