So... that was a lie

Democratizing finance for all... until the billionaires and hedge funds start losing money.

How do you tank a stock's price? ...by only allowing people to sell.

Long story short...

Wall Street Shorts

GameStop (GME)

The Suits at Wall Street shorts GameStop, tanking the stock's price. Betting on a company to fail is a get-rich-quick scheme that has burned businesses and employees for years.

WSB Strikes

A group of internet heroes from WallStreetBets, a Reddit forum, gathered their money to save GameStop, a beloved childhood landmark.

The Squeeze

The stock price surges with GameStop (GME) no longer going bankrupt, forcing The Suits to cover their positions dollars on the penny. Rather than admitting defeat, Wall Street doubles down, triggering a short squeeze. Retail investors make fortunes.

A little too convenient?

As losses pile, Robinhood halts BUYING of popular stocks. These actions were intentional acts to tank stock prices, losing millions for those involved in the movement.

"WE LOVE THE STOCK!"

We can't accept the blatant market manipulation in front of us because WE LOVE THE STOCKs. As long as we hold onto GME and others, Wall Street will eventually need to cover their shorts.

Dave Portnoy

"@RobinhoodApp entire business model is to cater to the exact people they are now trying to fuck with and scare into selling. They will never recover from this."

AOC

"This is unacceptable. We now need to know more about @RobinhoodApp’s decision to block retail investors from purchasing stock while hedge funds are freely able to trade the stock as they see fit."

Elon Musk

"...this is bs – shorting is a scam

legal only for vestigial reasons"

Robinhood Alternatives

Some of these apps I've used and have referrals for, others I don't.

Any signup bonuses will go straight to holding the line 💎 🙌 💎

Will add more as I continue to research.

Acorns

You can choose your risk tolerance, and Acorns will invest for you. Not sure if they'd invest in GME tho.

(No Referral Bonus 😢)

Switch Now

Public

Imagine Robinhood procreated with Twitter. Super fun but could focus more on trading.

(Get UP TO $50 in stocks 💸)

Switch Now

SoFi

Lots of cool features with investing as one. You will have to get use to the UI but will love it quickly.

(Get $50 of a stock after depositing $1000 💸)

Switch Now

WeBull

In-depth analytics but may be difficult to understand for rookies due to complicated UI.

(2 free stocks at signup, 2 more after $100 deposit 💸)

Switch Now

E-Trade

The OG, now commission free. Never used it, but it survived this long so it must be good... right?

(No Referral Bonus 😢)

Switch Now

"Optimize for integrity whenever possible because integrity compounds and assholes will fuck you #DeleteRobinhood"

~ Chamath, who passed up on investing in Robinhood

So... that was a lie

Democratizing finance for all... until the billionaires and hedge funds start losing money.

How do you tank a stock's price? ...by only allowing people to sell.

Long story short...

Wall Street Shorts

GameStop (GME)

WSB Strikes

The Squeeze

A little too convenient?

"WE LOVE THE STOCK!"

Dave Portnoy

AOC

Elon Musk

Robinhood Alternatives

Some of these apps I've used and have referrals for, others I don't.

Any signup bonuses will go straight to holding the line 💎 🙌 💎

Will add more as I continue to research.

Acorns

Public

SoFi

WeBull

E-Trade

"Optimize for integrity whenever possible because integrity compounds and assholes will fuck you #DeleteRobinhood" ~ Chamath, who passed up on investing in Robinhood

We must hold 💎 🙌

We may have smooth brains, but together we make up a few IQs.

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(this is not financial advise... WE JUST LOVE THE STOCK! 🚀🌙)

📈📈📈

GameStop (GME)

The rocketship taking us to the moon.

📈📈📈

AMC (AMC)

GameStop's little brother. Don't worry bud, the degenerates got you.

📈📈📈

Blackberry (BB)

In an alternate universe, this could be Apple.

📈📈📈

Nokia (NOK)

This stock won't break, just like their phones.

📈📈📈

Bed, Bath, & Beyond (BBBY)

Feel comfort investing in Bed Bath & Beyond.

🤡🤡🤡

Robinhood

They are IPO-ing in 2021, be sure to short.

"Optimize for integrity whenever possible because integrity compounds and assholes will fuck you #DeleteRobinhood"

~ Chamath, who passed up on investing in Robinhood